Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?Dono ne kapde tyag diye,ek ne desh ke liye,doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhonrupaye fase huye hain.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chada ke bolegi
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear
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